Governor Whitmer Orders Citizens To Barbecue Indoors | The Babylon Bee

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Michigan Governor: ‘Revolting Against A Tyrannical Government Is Simply Un-American’ | The Babylon Bee

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Democratic States Deploy Greta Thunberg Drones To Lecture People Who Go Outside | The Babylon Bee

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68% Say Lockdown Shouldn’t End Until All Diseases Are Eradicated And There Is No War, Hunger, Or Suffering | The Babylon Bee

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Teachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To Think For Themselves | The Babylon Bee

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New Radar System Alerts Politicians When People Are Enjoying Something So They Can Ban It | The Babylon Bee

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Arkham Asylum Releases All Inmates Amid Coronavirus Fears

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Local Father Invents 47 New Cuss Words While Putting Up Christmas Lights | The Babylon Bee

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New Greta On The Shelf Doll Will Track Your Climate Sins

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Hillary Clinton Says She Is Being Urged To Run By Many, Many, Many Voices In Her Head | The Babylon Bee

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